{"id":8173,"date":"2024-07-05T22:01:58","date_gmt":"2024-07-05T18:01:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/veteran.az\/?p=8173"},"modified":"2024-07-05T22:02:10","modified_gmt":"2024-07-05T18:02:10","slug":"qeyb%c9%99t-ged%c9%99nl%c9%99r-getdil%c9%99r-ki-g%c9%99l%c9%99nl%c9%99r-g%c9%99lsinl%c9%99r","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/veteran.az\/?p=8173","title":{"rendered":"Ged\u0259nl\u0259r getdil\u0259r ki, g\u0259l\u0259nl\u0259r g\u0259lsinl\u0259r\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide has-media-on-the-right is-stacked-on-mobile\" style=\"grid-template-columns:auto 39%\"><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"has-large-font-size\"><strong>Xaqani \u018fd\u0259bo\u011flu<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><span class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-red-color\">28 noyabr 2018-ci il<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"201\" height=\"161\" src=\"http:\/\/veteran.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/h-26.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8174 size-full\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Amin!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Hans\u0131 m\u0259muru qurdalay\u0131rsan alt\u0131ndan bir dolmu\u015f pislik &#171;quyusu&#187; \u00e7\u0131x\u0131r. Q\u0131r\u0131lm\u0131\u015f\u0131n ham\u0131s\u0131, s\u0259n dem\u0259 biznesmenmi\u015f. H\u0259r\u0259nin bir monopoliyas\u0131, h\u0259r\u0259nin \u00f6z bazar\u0131, adlar\u0131n\u0131 m\u0259mur qoyub m\u0259vacib d\u0259 verirmi\u015fik. Bu zehniyy\u0259t r\u00fc\u015fv\u0259t\u0259 qazanc, o\u011furlad\u0131qlar\u0131 d\u00f6vl\u0259t mal\u0131na &#171;\u00e7ax-\u00e7ux&#187;, m\u0259vacib\u0259 is\u0259 &#171;\u00e7ay pulu&#187; deyirl\u0259r. \u015eeyxind\u0259n tutmu\u015f ateistin\u0259, m\u00f6minind\u0259n tutmu\u015f komunistin\u0259 kimi ham\u0131 halala haram qatmaqla m\u0259\u015f\u011fuldur. Akadmikl\u0259 dini &#171;akademikin&#187;, pardon \u015feyxin \u00e7ax\u0131r davas\u0131, bizi o &#171;qurba\u011fa yey\u0259n it u\u015fa\u011f\u0131n\u0131n&#187; yan\u0131nda biyab\u0131r edib. H\u0259l\u0259 bizd\u0259 deyim var ki, &#171;vuran adamdan adama z\u0259r\u0259r g\u0259lm\u0259z&#187;. Amma \u00f6nc\u0259l\u0259r vuran Fazil m\u00fc\u0259llimin &#171;\u015fombas\u0131n\u0131&#187; qurdalad\u0131lar, iyi \u00e7\u0259kilm\u0259mi\u015f d\u0259 ba\u015f\u0131m\u0131za Abelin quyusu i\u015f a\u00e7d\u0131. \u00d6lk\u0259ni \u00fcfun\u0259t iyi bas\u0131b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yax\u015f\u0131 dey\u0259rl\u0259r ki, d\u0259rdi d\u0259rd unutdurar. Bu saat, n\u0259 Qa\u00e7q\u0131nkom \u018fli m\u00fc\u0259llimin &#171;qazanc\u0131&#187; 2 milyard da, S\u0259lim m\u00fc\u0259llimin &#171;qazand\u0131\u011f\u0131&#187; 2milyardc\u0131q da t\u0259miz yaddan \u00e7\u0131xd\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Yaz\u0131q Cahangir m\u00fc\u0259llimin 14 milyardc\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 onun xan\u0131m\u0131n\u0131n milyoncuqlar\u0131 unutdurdu\u011fu kimi bu d\u0259rdi d\u0259 unudaca\u011f\u0131q. H\u0259l\u0259 o lift idar\u0259si vard\u0131, art\u0131q ad\u0131n\u0131 bel\u0259 unutmu\u015fuq. Eldar Mahmudovun tovlay\u0131b ald\u0131qlar\u0131ndan da x\u0259b\u0259r \u00e7\u0131xmad\u0131. Dey\u0259s\u0259n ki\u015fini \u015f\u0259r\u0259 sald\u0131lar. H\u0259l\u0259 Ta\u011f\u0131 m\u00fc\u0259llimin &#171;yaman g\u00fcnl\u00fck&#187; milyoncuqlar\u0131 nec\u0259 oldu? Rabit\u0259mizin ba\u015f Novruz\u0259lisi vard\u0131 ha, \u018fli m\u00fc\u0259llim, a\u011fan\u0131n &#171;m\u0259ktubunu&#187; o\u011furlatm\u0131\u015fd\u0131 ha&#8230; O nec\u0259 oldu? H\u0259l\u0259 diaspora ad\u0131yla erm\u0259nil\u0259ri ba\u015fa ke\u00e7ir\u0259n Nazim \u0130brahimovun c\u0131nq\u0131r\u0131 \u00e7\u0131xm\u0131r&#8230;<br>X\u0131r\u0131m-x\u0131rdalardan dan\u0131\u015fma\u011fa d\u0259ym\u0259z.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yet\u0259niniz deyirsiniz ki, bura balaca \u00f6lk\u0259dir, amma bu talana AB\u015e kimi imperiya duru\u015f g\u0259tir\u0259 bilm\u0259zdi. Az\u0259rbaycan ayaqdad\u0131. Kims\u0259 gizl\u0259n\u0259 bilm\u0259z, amma bel\u0259l\u0259ri \u00f6z q\u0131nlar\u0131nda gizl\u0259n\u0259rl\u0259r. Vallahi, bu d\u0259rdl\u0259r\u0259 qeyri xalqlar\u0131n \u00fcr\u0259yi d\u00f6zm\u0259zdi. Amma biz d\u00f6z\u00fcml\u00fc xalq\u0131q&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#171;G\u0259ncl\u0259r g\u0259lsin, g\u0259ncl\u0259r g\u0259lsin&#187;-dey\u0259-dey\u0259 g\u0259nl\u0259r g\u0259ldi. N\u0259mxuda, n\u0259 g\u0259ldil\u0259r. Bir \u018fm\u0259k v\u0259 \u018fhalinin Sosial M\u00fcdafi\u0259si naziri var, \u00e7ox g\u0259ncdi. N\u0259 \u015fikay\u0259tl\u0259r\u0259 bax\u0131r, n\u0259 m\u00fcharib\u0259 \u0259lilini tan\u0131y\u0131r, n\u0259 d\u0259 n\u0259 i\u015f g\u00f6r\u0259c\u0259yini bilir. G\u0259l\u0259nd\u0259n \u015fapka al\u0131b 5000 manata qocaman in\u0259k al\u0131b paylay\u0131r. Siz\u0259 zarafat g\u0259lm\u0259sin, 5000 manatl\u0131q in\u0259yin birc\u0259 d\u00f6vl\u0259t &#171;n\u00f6mr\u0259 ni\u015fan\u0131&#187; yoxdu. \u00d6z\u00fc d\u0259 1 il &#171;srok&#187; qoyurlar v\u0259 in\u0259k alan &#171;b\u0259xt\u0259v\u0259rl\u0259r&#187; gec\u0259 -g\u00fcnd\u00fcz m\u0259scidl\u0259rd\u0259 dua edirl\u0259r ki, 5000-lik in\u0259k \u00f6lm\u0259sin, yoxsa Sahil m\u00fc\u0259llimin yan\u0131nda biyab\u0131r olar\u0131q. Bax\u0131rs\u0131n\u0131zm\u0131 \u00f6lk\u0259nin \u0259razi b\u00fct\u00f6vl\u00fcy\u00fc u\u011frunda \u015f\u0259hid olmu\u015f m\u00fcq\u0259dd\u0259sl\u0259rimizin ail\u0259l\u0259rini nec\u0259 al\u00e7ald\u0131rlar? El\u0259 bilirsiniz bu t\u0259sad\u00fcfd\u00fcr? \u018fl-\u0259l\u0259 vermi\u015f qurumlar yetimin puluna da g\u00f6z dikibl\u0259r v\u0259 onu \u00e7oxdan yeytibl\u0259r. H\u0259tta yetiml\u0259rd\u0259n x\u0259b\u0259rsiz yeyibl\u0259r. Hram\u0131n\u0131z olsun!<br>H\u0259l\u0259 T\u0259hsil nairimiz Ceyhun m\u00fc\u0259llimi he\u00e7 demir\u0259m. M\u0259s\u0259l\u0259n, Misir m\u00fc\u0259llim Ali m\u0259kt\u0259bd\u0259 r\u00fc\u015fv\u0259t al\u0131b tikinti v\u0259 kitab biznesi il\u0259 dolan\u0131rd\u0131sa, sonrak\u0131 g\u0259nc nazir Mikay\u0131l m\u00fc\u0259llim r\u00fc\u015fv\u0259ti 9-11-ci sinifl\u0259r\u0259 endirm\u0259y\u0259 nail oldu. \u015e\u00fck\u00fcrl\u0259r olsun Allah\u0131n b\u00f6y\u00fck v\u0259 sonsuz k\u0259ram\u0259tin\u0259 ki, Ceyhun m\u00fc\u0259llim bu g\u00f6z\u0259l nem\u0259ti 1-ci sinif\u0259 v\u0259 u\u015faq bax\u00e7alar\u0131nad\u0259k endir\u0259 bildi. Birinci sinf\u0259 ged\u0259n u\u015faq m\u0259kt\u0259b\u0259 1200-1500 manat r\u00fc\u015fv\u0259t verm\u0259si hallar\u0131 il\u0259 tam &#171;f\u0259xr etm\u0259k&#187; olar. \u00dcst\u0259lik, m\u0259kt\u0259bl\u0259rin \u00f6n\u00fcn\u0259 bir plakat yazmaq olar: &#171;Bu obyektd\u0259 d\u0259rs d\u0259 ke\u00e7m\u0259k olar!&#187;<br>H\u0259qiq\u0259t\u0259n d\u0259 bizim m\u0259kt\u0259bl\u0259r repititorlara, repititorlar valideynl\u0259r\u0259, valideynl\u0259r u\u015fa\u011fa, u\u015faqlar da Allah\u0131n umuduna burax\u0131l\u0131blar. Bir l\u0259tif\u0259 tam yerin\u0259 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcr: &#171;Bizim k\u0259ndd\u0259 bir ki\u015fini direktor yan\u0131na \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131b soru\u015fur ki, ay filank\u0259s, s\u0259nin u\u015faqlar\u0131n 4-c\u00fc sinif\u0259d\u0259k yax\u015f\u0131 oxuyurlar, amma sonra pis oxua\u011fa ba\u015flay\u0131rlar. Bunun s\u0259b\u0259bi n\u0259dir? Filank\u0259s deyir ki, ay m\u00fc\u0259llim, 4-c\u00fc sinf\u0259d\u0259k olan bilgil\u0259ri, siz d\u0259 bilirsiniz, validyn kimi biz d\u0259 bilirik, el\u0259 u\u015faq \u00f6z\u00fc d\u0259 bilir. Amma sonrak\u0131 f\u0259nnl\u0259ri, n\u0259 siz bilirsiniz, n\u0259 biz bilirik, n\u0259 d\u0259 u\u015faq bilir. M\u0259s\u0259l\u0259 tam bundan ibar\u0259tdir&#187;. Y\u0259ni bu g\u00fcn h\u0259min ikinci m\u0259rh\u0259l\u0259d\u0259yik. T\u0259hsild\u0259n kims\u0259nin ba\u015f\u0131 qaynatm\u0131r. \u018fn yax\u015f\u0131 \u00fcsul &#171;lampa, sp\u00fcrg\u0259 pulu&#187; y\u0131\u011fmaqd\u0131r. Y\u0131\u011fma\u011f\u0131 biril\u0259ri, verm\u0259yi d\u0259 o biril\u0259ri yax\u015f\u0131 bacar\u0131r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>G\u0259nc nazirl\u0259rimizd\u0259n K\u0259nd t\u0259s\u0259rr\u00fcfat\u0131 nazirimiz d\u0259 pamb\u0131q sovkas\u0131 \u0259v\u0259zin\u0259, pamb\u0131q\u00e7\u0131lar\u0131 z\u0259h\u0259rl\u0259m\u0259kl\u0259 m\u0259\u015f\u011ful olmas\u0131 onu tez m\u0259\u015fhurla\u015fd\u0131rd\u0131. \u0130nam m\u00fc\u0259llim barama qurduna su verildiyini soru\u015fanda, k\u0259nd\u00e7i qarda\u015f\u0131m\u0131z tez deyib: &#171;Veririk, c\u0259nab nazir, \u00f6z\u00fc d\u0259 bulaq suyu veririk!&#187;. H\u0259l\u0259 Ekologiya v\u0259 T\u0259bii S\u0259rv\u0259tl\u0259r nazirimiz Muxtar m\u00fc\u0259llim me\u015f\u0259l\u0259r\u0259 gizli kameralar qurdurmaq ist\u0259yir. Neyl\u0259sin me\u015f\u0259l\u0259rd\u0259 xaos ba\u015f al\u0131b gedir. \u00c7aqqal-\u00e7uqqal qurdu b\u0259y\u0259nmir. Ova ged\u0259nd\u0259 ov\u00e7u ovu tapa bilmir, x\u00fcsus\u0259n d\u0259 \u0259r\u0259b ov\u00e7ular\u0131n yan\u0131nda biyab\u0131r olmu\u015fuq. Amma nazirimiz \u00c7exovu oxusayd\u0131, onun bu k\u0259lam\u0131n\u0131 plakatsev\u0259r xalq\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n m\u0259murlar\u0131 me\u015f\u0259l\u0259rin giri\u015fin\u0259 h\u0259kk ed\u0259rdil\u0259r: &#171;Me\u015f\u0259ni me\u015f\u0259b\u0259yid\u0259n qorumaq laz\u0131md\u0131r!&#187; H\u0259l\u0259 Novruz\u0259li, pardon N\u0259qliyyat, Rabit\u0259 v\u0259 Y\u00fcks\u0259k Texnologiyalar nazirimiz Ramin m\u00fc\u0259llim po\u00e7talyonlar\u0131 yox el\u0259yib. M\u0259s\u0259l\u0259n, Bil\u0259c\u0259rid\u0259 po\u00e7tlara g\u0259l\u0259n m\u0259ktublar\u0131 geri qaytar\u0131rlar ki, po\u00e7talyonumuz yoxdur (117 sayl\u0131 po\u00e7t). Bel\u0259 yerd\u0259 bir plakat yerin\u0259 d\u00fc\u015f\u0259r: &#171;Biz ham\u0131m\u0131z Novruz\u0259linin po\u00e7t qutusundan \u00e7\u0131xm\u0131\u015f\u0131q&#187;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bir \u0130lham\u0259 vard\u0131, indi yoxdu, o vaxtlar \u00e7al\u0131b oxuyard\u0131 ki, &#171;ya\u015f\u0131n n\u0259 f\u0259rqi var?&#187; Yaz\u0131\u011f\u0131 hoydu-hoyduya g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u0259rdiniz. \u0130ndi bax\u0131n ya\u015f\u0131n f\u0259rqini g\u00f6st\u0259rin m\u0259n\u0259.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Bu g\u00fcn biz\u0259 bazburut cavanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 deyil yeni \u015f\u00fcur, yeni d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnc\u0259li g\u0259ncl\u0259r laz\u0131md\u0131r. Edam k\u00f6t\u00fcy\u00fcn\u0259 \u00e7\u0131xar\u0131lm\u0131\u015fa c\u0259llad\u0131n\u0131n cavan v\u0259 ya qoca olmas\u0131 f\u0259rq etm\u0259z. Arvad\u0131 erm\u0259ni olan\u0131n yerin\u0259 anas\u0131 erm\u0259ni olan\u0131 qoymaqla n\u0259 ist\u0259diyimiz b\u0259llidir. D\u00fc\u015fm\u0259n s\u00fcd\u00fcyl\u0259 v\u0259 d\u00fc\u015fm\u0259n be\u015fiyind\u0259 b\u00f6y\u00fcm\u00fc\u015f k\u0259sl\u0259ri se\u00e7m\u0259 zaman\u0131d\u0131r. H\u00f6kum\u0259t buna diqq\u0259t ay\u0131rmal\u0131d\u0131r. Sonra gec ola bil\u0259r&#8230;<br>Bu M\u0259ml\u0259k\u0259t bizim, bu D\u00f6vl\u0259t bizim, bu Bayraq bizim v\u0259 bu Torpaq bizims\u0259, han\u0131 bizim haqlar\u0131m\u0131z? Niy\u0259 r\u0259hb\u0259rl\u0259rimiz biz\u0259 he\u00e7 b\u0259nz\u0259m\u0259zl\u0259r?<br>Dediniz g\u0259ncl\u0259r g\u0259lsin, al siz\u0259 g\u0259nlik! Amma m\u0259ml\u0259k\u0259tin &#171;Giri\u015f-\u00c7\u0131x\u0131\u015f&#187; qap\u0131lar\u0131na bu s\u00f6zl\u0259r yaz\u0131lm\u0131\u015f plakat\u0131 dikin: <strong>&#171;GED\u018fNL\u018fR L\u018fN\u018fT\u0130M\u0130Z\u0130 G\u00d6T\u00dcR\u00dcB GETD\u0130L\u018fR, G\u018fL\u018fNL\u018fR G\u018fLD\u0130L\u018fR K\u0130, L\u018fN\u018fTL\u0130KL\u018fR\u018f R\u018fHM\u018fT OXUTSUNLAR!&#187;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>P. S. Bu yaz\u0131n\u0131 10 dostuna g\u00f6nd\u0259r\u0259nl\u0259rin 10 arzusu 10 g\u00fcn i\u00e7ind\u0259 h\u0259yata ke\u00e7\u0259c\u0259k. Ke\u00e7m\u0259s\u0259, &#171;cin\u00e7\u0131xarma&#187; duas\u0131 oxuyub payla\u015f\u0131n. Bu d\u0259f\u0259 d\u0259 al\u0131nmasa fal\u00e7\u0131 yan\u0131na gedin. \u00c7\u00fcnki b\u0259xtiniz ba\u011flan\u0131b.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><br>Va rahmatullahi-l barakatuhu&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Xaqani \u018fd\u0259bo\u011flu 28 noyabr 2018-ci il Amin! 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