{"id":1609,"date":"2019-09-30T18:47:58","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T14:47:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/veteran.az\/?p=1609"},"modified":"2019-09-29T23:53:28","modified_gmt":"2019-09-29T19:53:28","slug":"h%c9%99yatovdan-h%c9%99yati-l%c9%99tif%c9%99l%c9%99r","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/veteran.az\/?p=1609","title":{"rendered":"H\u0259yatovdan h\u0259yati l\u0259tif\u0259l\u0259r"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Uy girdin ha!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tramp, \u00f6z Twitter hesab\u0131nda yaz\u0131r: «\u0130rana girm\u0259k m\u0259nim \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn x\u0131rda bir m\u0259s\u0259l\u0259dir. Bir g\u00fcnd\u0259 \u0130ran\u0131 b\u00fct\u00fcnl\u00fckd\u0259 z\u0259bt ed\u0259 bil\u0259r\u0259m, amma m\u0259n inc\u0259 q\u0259lbli insan oldui\u011fum \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn m\u00fcharib\u0259 ist\u0259mir\u0259m».<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bir az\u0259rbaycanl\u0131 Tramp\u0131n bu statusuna a\u015fa\u011f\u0131dak\u0131 \u015f\u0259rhi yaz\u0131r: «C\u0259nab Tramp! Duxun var, g\u0259l Az\u0259rbaycan\u0131n Astara k\u00f6mr\u00fcy\u00fcnd\u0259n \u0130rana gir, g\u00f6r\u00fcm, nec\u0259 girirs\u0259n. Uy girdin ha»…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Al\u0131nt\u0131: Nizami H\u0259yatov
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\"ATMACA:<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Bu, n\u0259dir?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Y\u0259hudi \u0130srail\u0259 k\u00f6\u00e7m\u0259y\u0259 icaz\u0259 al\u0131r.
\u00c7\u0131x\u0131\u015fda ruslar bagaj\u0131n\u0131 yoxlayark\u0259n paltarlar\u0131n aras\u0131ndak\u0131 Leninin b\u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fc tap\u0131rlar:
— Bu, n\u0259dir?
Y\u0259hudi:
-Bu, n\u0259dir? sual\u0131 s\u0259hvdir yolda\u015f! Bu, kimdir? dem\u0259niz laz\u0131m idi!
Bu, Lenindir, sosializmin t\u0259m\u0259ll\u0259rini atan, rus xalq\u0131na yax\u015f\u0131l\u0131qlar yetir\u0259ndir. M\u0259n d\u0259 bunu b\u0259r\u0259k\u0259tli g\u00fcnl\u0259rin xatir\u0259si dey\u0259 yan\u0131ma ald\u0131m
— Tamam, ke\u00e7\u0259 bil\u0259rsiniz! ..
T\u0259l-\u018fviv hava liman\u0131nda g\u00f6mr\u00fck m\u0259muru b\u00fcst\u00fc g\u00f6r\u00fcr v\u0259 soru\u015fur:
— Bu, n\u0259dir? …»
Y\u0259hudi:
— Bu, n\u0259dir? sual\u0131 s\u0259hvdir. Bu, kimdir? dem\u0259niz laz\u0131m idi!.
Bu, Lenindir. Bu d\u0259li caninin \u0259lind\u0259n Rusiyan\u0131 t\u0259rk etm\u0259k m\u0259cburiyy\u0259tind\u0259 qald\u0131m! Yan\u0131ma ald\u0131m ki, h\u0259r g\u00fcn ona bax\u0131b bax\u0131b l\u0259n\u0259t oxuyum! ..
T\u0259sirl\u0259n\u0259n israilli v\u0259zif\u0259li:
— Tamam, ke\u00e7\u0259 bil\u0259rsiniz! …
Adam evin\u0259 g\u0259lir, b\u00fcst\u00fc bufetin \u00fcst\u00fcn\u0259 qoyur, g\u0259li\u015fi s\u0259b\u0259biyl\u0259 d\u0259 qohumlar\u0131n\u0131 d\u0259v\u0259t edir.
Qonaqlardan biri soru\u015fur:
-Bu, kimdir?
Y\u0259hudi:
— Bu, kimdir? sual\u0131 s\u0259hvdir, quzum! Bu, n\u0259dir? dem\u0259yin laz\u0131m idi!
Bu, 10 kiloqram, iyirmi d\u00f6rd \u0259yar q\u0131z\u0131ld\u0131r — vergisiz, g\u00f6mr\u00fcks\u00fcz, \u00fcst\u0259lik \u018fDV-siz!..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\"ATMACA:<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Robinovi\u00e7 v\u0259 po\u00e7talyon<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gec\u0259 saat ikid\u0259 KQB \u0259m\u0259kda\u015f\u0131 Rabinovi\u00e7in qap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 d\u00f6y\u00fcr.
-Kimdi?
-Po\u00e7talyondu, Siz\u0259 1-2 sual\u0131m var.
-Buyurun
-D\u00fcnyada \u0259n yax\u015f\u0131 \u00f6lk\u0259 hans\u0131d\u0131r?
-\u018flb\u0259tt\u0259, SSR\u0130
-D\u00fcnyada \u0259n yax\u015f\u0131 ideologiya hans\u0131d\u0131r?
-\u018flb\u0259tt\u0259, kommunizm
-B\u0259s niy\u0259 \u0130srail\u0259 getm\u0259k \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn \u0259riz\u0259 veribsiniz?
-\u00c7\u00fcnki orda gec\u0259 saat 2-d\u0259 po\u00e7talyon qap\u0131n\u0131 d\u00f6y\u00fcb bel\u0259 gic-gic suallar vermir…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

***
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\"ATMACA:<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

S\u0259rh\u0259d pozan in\u0259k<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0259rh\u0259d\u00e7il\u0259r s\u0259rh\u0259di pozan\u0131n izin\u0259 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrl\u0259r. Bird\u0259n insan izl\u0259ri bitir v\u0259 in\u0259k izi ba\u015flay\u0131r. H\u0259r \u015fey ayd\u0131nd\u0131r, pozucu izl\u0259ri itirm\u0259k ist\u0259yib. \u0130n\u0259k izi il\u0259 qa\u00e7a-qa\u00e7a g\u0259lib g\u00f6r\u00fcrl\u0259r ki, bir \u00e7oban oturub mal otar\u0131r. Ona yax\u0131nla\u015f\u0131b soru\u015furlar:
— Dey\u0259 bil\u0259rs\u0259nmi, burada yad in\u0259k varm\u0131?
— Niy\u0259 bilmir\u0259m, bax o, sa\u011fdan ikinci…
— B\u0259s s\u0259n onu o biril\u0259rd\u0259n nec\u0259 f\u0259rql\u0259ndir\u0259 bildin?
— \u00c7ox sad\u0259, m\u0259n\u0259 yax\u0131nla\u015f\u0131b soru\u015fdu: \u201cDayday, d\u0259miryol stansiyas\u0131na nec\u0259 getm\u0259k olar?\u201d Ona g\u00f6r\u0259 bildim ki, yad in\u0259kdi. Ax\u0131 bizim in\u0259kl\u0259r d\u0259miryol stansiyas\u0131n\u0131n harada oldu\u011funu bilirl\u0259r…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Al\u0131nt\u0131: Vaqif Sad\u0131ql\u0131\n\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Uy girdin ha! Tramp, \u00f6z Twitter hesab\u0131nda yaz\u0131r: «\u0130rana girm\u0259k m\u0259nim \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn x\u0131rda bir m\u0259s\u0259l\u0259dir….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1610,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tebrik"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":["https:\/\/veteran.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/485621.jpg",690,500,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/veteran.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/485621-150x150.jpg",150,150,true],"medium":["https:\/\/veteran.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/485621-300x217.jpg",300,217,true],"medium_large":["https:\/\/veteran.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/485621.jpg",640,464,false],"large":["https:\/\/veteran.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/485621.jpg",640,464,false],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/veteran.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/485621.jpg",690,500,false],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/veteran.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/485621.jpg",690,500,false],"covernews-slider-full":["https:\/\/veteran.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/485621.jpg",690,500,false],"covernews-slider-center":["https:\/\/veteran.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/485621.jpg",690,500,false],"covernews-featured":["https:\/\/veteran.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/485621.jpg",690,500,false],"covernews-medium":["https:\/\/veteran.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/485621-690x380.jpg",540,297,true],"covernews-medium-square":["https:\/\/veteran.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/485621-675x450.jpg",375,250,true]},"author_info":{"display_name":"Veteran.az","author_link":"https:\/\/veteran.az\/?author=3"},"category_info":"T\u0259brik<\/a>","tag_info":"T\u0259brik","comment_count":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/veteran.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/veteran.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/veteran.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/veteran.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/veteran.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1609"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/veteran.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1609\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1611,"href":"https:\/\/veteran.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1609\/revisions\/1611"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/veteran.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/veteran.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/veteran.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/veteran.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}